June 2011
84 posts
pigblog:
Possible reasons why Bono wears those fucking glasses all the time:
His eyeballs were eaten by Pete Docherty during a particularly bad trip
His eyeballs were adopted by Madonna
His eyeballs grew a fungus shaped like Ganesh and he wants to keep it secret lest the masses discover that Hinduism is the one true religion
Chris Martin lives in his eye sockets
He has buttocks where his...
joshishollywood:
venusaurphobia:
okay now let’s talk about how I don’t like chocolate chip cookies.
Wow
If you don’t appreciate everything that chocolate chip cookies did for the world of baking
I’m sorry but you’re really ignorant?
Fuck are you just saying this to be against the mainstream
Chocolate chip cookies are the reason half of these bullshit cakes and pastries exist nowadays
...
pigblog:
If I went to Glastonbury Festival I estimate that I would die within 20 minutes of arriving.
But really if I had that sort of cash I’d just buy 58 packets of crispy M&Ms and a strobe light and conduct my own festival with myself, my cats, and a New Order album.
Sarah commented that even her youngest daughter, Piper, has been filled with the...
– Stephen Colbert (The Colbert Report) responding to Sarah Palin’s post regarding her bus tour.
(via chrissy-marie)