Possible reasons why Bono wears those fucking glasses all the time:
- His eyeballs were eaten by Pete Docherty during a particularly bad trip
- His eyeballs were adopted by Madonna
- His eyeballs grew a fungus shaped like Ganesh and he wants to keep it secret lest the masses discover that Hinduism is the one true religion
- Chris Martin lives in his eye sockets
- He has buttocks where his eyes should be
- He keeps the ghosts of children in his eyes and the glasses are enchanted to keep them inside
the last one
(Source: trousertheft)
Possible reasons why Bono wears those fucking glasses all the time:
- His eyeballs were eaten by Pete Docherty during a particularly bad trip
- His eyeballs were adopted by Madonna
- His eyeballs grew a fungus shaped like Ganesh and he wants to keep it secret lest the masses discover that Hinduism is the one true religion
- Chris Martin lives in his eye sockets
- He has buttocks where his eyes should be
- He keeps the ghosts of children in his eyes and the glasses are enchanted to keep them inside
the last one
(Source: trousertheft)
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